6.00pm
Not been well, was a bit off my food last night. Didn’t want to go out to play either.
Think I’d eaten something I shouldn’t.
Not so bad today though, skipped breakfast but just had my tea and been out to play with my ball.
Hope I’m 100% on form tomorrow!
4.55pm
What a lovely sunny day!
Had a couple of walks out to the nature reserve with the master’s wife today. He was out and about on his motorbike. Weather has been really nice today, been playing out on the green with my new tennis ball too.
I like balls. 
9.40pm
That’s me.
I haven’t been writing much have I. Too busy snoozing, or eating, or urinating on my master’s plants.
He’s not happy. I’ve killed a few of them.
Still, Spring is upon us, so maybe the garden will pick up. He mowed the lawn for the first time this year yesterday.
I just ate the grass cuttings. 
3.30pm
Just saw two dogs from the house opposite attempting an escape.
The owners caught one, but the other legged it down the street, female owner bounding after the poor sod, his little legs going ten to the dozen, hoping to reach the path at the end of the road to freedom…
Alas, needing a piss, he was caught whilst still cocking his leg. Poor bugger.
Better luck next time. 
10.00pm
So says some mad scientist In America.
No shit! I see a new brand of weirdo on an almost daily basis, but nobody has made me a professor.
“We don’t have to go to other planets to find weird life. It could be right in front of our noses - or even in our noses,” said the physicist.
What a pratt.
9.55pm
I want some, but my master won’t let me.
Not fair!
In other news, I saw a man rubbing garlic and chickpeas into himself. I think he was a hummusexual.
7.35am
…of the snow.
I like playing in it of course, but it’s getting a bit boring now. My master doesn’t let me stay out all day because it’s too cold, and I’d rather be outside as there’s more things to smell and bark at out there.
Hope it all melts away soon. I’m ready for Spring to kick in so we can go for long walks up the hills and stuff. I miss lying in the sun too!
Worse thing about the snow is that when I do a poo, it sticks up like Mr Hanky, waving at everyone who cares to take a look.
10.15pm
Went for a walk this evening to meet the master’s wife when she finished work. We were sat outside minding our own business while lots of people were going by, milling about etc.
An old couple came over to say hello. Not to my master, to me of course - I’m infinitely more handsome than him! Being a nosey git I was quite happy of the attention, gave me a chance to have a sniff of them. They don’t smell of wee!
Anyway, the old man gave me a biscuit! What a nice chap!
Kel wins! 
6.40pm
Bad news!
My girlfriend next door is going to move away.
My master’s friend just popped over to say that they were moving at the end of next month. That means my sexy friend will be gone, and I’ll have nobody to talk to over the garden fence!
Boo. 
Oh well… may be the new neighbours will have a sexier bitch for me to harass.
6.40pm
Yay, got my new bed today!
I went to the shops with my master to pick it up this evening. It’s nothing fancy, but it’s just what I needed, nice and cosy. It’s an RSPCA one too, so they get some extra money because I bought one, which is no bad thing.
Well, I say I bought one… I didn’t buy it, got a master for that!